A Jake Story

Jake went upstairs to go poop. He came back down and I asked him, "Jake, did you get into anything?" He looked at me and said, "Nooo". As he was saying 'no' in typical Jake fashion, his eyes shifted away from me. So, amazingly enough, I wasn't sure I trusted his answer. I went up to the bathroom to find the unflushed toilet, toothpaste smeared all over the sink and his Aerochamber, and all the electric toothbrushes were on.

But he didn't get into anything.

Oh yeah, we need to buy more toothpaste.